my younger half-siblings had the original of that dinosaur video (the WHOLE THING) except in the original greek do you know how many times i watched the entirety of that movie EXCEPT IN GREEK. I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD BUT I HAD TO WATCH IT SO MANY TIMES WHILE BABYSITTING. there is no help for me now

now you can watch the whole thing on youtube in english, you can finally settle those lifelong questions

jk it still makes no sense at all in english

this feels like a fucking fever dream i can’t watch more of it

I AM IN AWE

this “”“game company”“” never ceases to amaze me

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

purlsbeforewine:

unwinona:

I love that Aang’s favorite fighting style is nooooooope.

#jewelry-making sweetheart vegetarian pacifist boy messiah of my heart

And here, my brothers and sons, is the scene where I fell in love with this particular character, her raspy voice, brash demeanor and incredibly high defined hands and nails.

If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.
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theres solid plugs that dont look like rings.... so theres not a hole in his mouth all the time
Anonymous

you know i think i would prefer my cheeks being 100% solid all the time

I feel bad for thinking about this.. but if the piercing dude sucked a dick you'd be able to see an inside/side view and that's cool as hell
Anonymous

there would be no vacuum because every time he would try to suck he would just inhale air from the holes and i dont want to get into the mechanics of a blow job but ??

"I have scattered the seeds of the future…"

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

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idk i dont understand piercings i had my ears pierced for 3 days before deciding that i hated it and letting them heal over