who deflated this dog
Community College Tips:
- Don’t talk to anybody
- Don’t make eye contact
- Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
- The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
just 3 boys, livin’ in a HOUSE
season 2 episode 5 is my favorite episode of survivorman because they finally put him in a place where there’s plenty of food and he has fucking delicacies
so far this episode he’s had coconut centers, palm hearts, coconut juice, roasted booby, roasted clams, and some tasty juice he found in a root
he has the cabin of an old boat for shelter and a rain catch that gets fresh water from the rain and im happy for him
Breaking news: tumblr user prokuon is a big jerk
that’s not breaking news ive known that for years
You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.
Lewis’s law in action!
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It’s called the xbox One because when you see it you will do One 360 turn and walk away
if you’re already looking at it won’t you just end up walking up to it again if you rotate in a full circle???? maths.
well I’ll have you know I am a math Major at Columbia and according to this graph
I am right